FUN (but terrible) COMPUTER GAME NAMES

A wonder of “why did they call it that!”

Computer games eh? weird at the best of times - bored one afternoon, Lee ventured into the deepness of the net and found the most funny names you could find in the gaming world - snigger! 

Psycho Pigs UXB (Jaleco)

Arcade game about pigs with bombs so it says here and its an arcade game - golly!

Rear Guard (Unknown US producer)

Back door PC action (we guess) and we don’t know the producer and but I am not putting that into Google - 

John Saul's Blackstone Chronicles: An Adventure in Terror (Mindscape)

John’s love for Blackstone is evident here and in Terror too! I am already under the table.

Save the Whales (Steve Beck)

Why not on the Atari 2600? Save the Whales? Expect blockyness whales across a deep blue background.

Home Improvement (Absolute)

Based on Tim Allen’s pretty bad sitcom – terrible name for a game too - sounds like something Dad would love (so file under shite)

Softporn Adventure (Unknown US producer)

Pre Leisure suit Larry type fun if you like that sort of thing - which we do

The Black forest (Sublogic)

It have got to be about nice cakes surely? maybe you drive cakes around a circuit to win the jam doughnut award - wishful thinking indeed

Dung Beetles (Datasoft)

The only game that reviews itself

Round the horn (Softside)

Either a shipping game or a ladies guide - or possibly something much boring

Ramrod (Run)

Another ladies guide? blush!

Codename Matt (Micromega)

A space game where the hero is Matt – already in my shopping basket

International Bridge Contractors (Softside)

I need tips – I am stuck on how to strike a deal on the cement

Curse of the Azure Bonds (SSI)

The best Azure bond game ever – written in 100% machine code I guess - one for the banker in your life.